Complimentary
A man went into a bar after work and ordered a beer.
As he started drinking his beer, he heard a female voice saying seductively,
'You've got nice hair'.
The man looked all around him but couldn't see where the voice came from.
A minute later he heard the same voice saying, 'You are a handsome man.'
The man was really puzzled by this so he asked the barman what was going on.
The barman replied, 'It's the nuts - they're complimentary.'

Submitted by: Akash Shrestha
Address : Kathmandu
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Money Wasted
A man walks into a bar and asks the barman, 'Was I in here last night?'

'You certainly were,' replies the barman.

'And did I spend a lot of money?'

'You spent over £100', replies the barman.

'Thank god for that,' says the man, 'I thought I'd wasted it

Submitted by: Ciran Limbu
Address : Jorpati
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Blonde Puzzle
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."

Submitted by: Laura
Address : Chiswick
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Ham Sandwich goes into pub
A ham sandwich goes into a pub and says, "Barman I need a drink"

The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve food here"

Submitted by: Emon Sharma
Address : Bhimshensthan
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The wife is not speaking to me
One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.

"What's the matter?" the bartender asks.

"My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days."

The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender.

"Yeah, except today is the last night."

Submitted by: Chadini Das
Address : Leyton,East Lonodn
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