Complimentary
A man went into a bar after work and ordered a beer.
As he started drinking his beer, he heard a female voice saying seductively,
'You've got nice hair'.
The man looked all around him but couldn't see where the voice came from.
A minute later he heard the same voice saying, 'You are a handsome man.'
The man was really puzzled by this so he asked the barman what was going on.
The barman replied, 'It's the nuts - they're complimentary.'

Submitted by: Akash Shrestha
Address : Kathmandu
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Elephant and City
A man is driving on a city bus with a newspaper on his knee. From time to time, he rips a piece off, ripping that piece into smaller ones and throwing them out the window. A passenger standing near him asks:

-Excuse me, why are you throwing pieces of paper out the window?

-I’m chasing away the elephants

-Chasing elephants? There aren’t elephants in the city.

-Well that means it's working!

Submitted by: Kayee
Address : Clapton,London
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Earth Quake

A:What will a cow give when an earthquake takes place?

B:Milkshake.

Submitted by: Neis
Address : BRT
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Alphabet
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

Student: I is the...

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

Submitted by: Kim Shah
Address : Kathmandu
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Office Holiday Memo
To: All Employees

From: Management

Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season

Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines

1. Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged.

2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it runs up an incredible long distance bill)

3. Work requests are not to be filed under "Bah humbug."

4. Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house.

5. All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.

6. Egg nog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.

In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday

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